Evidently, Heathcliff predated Garfield by about five years. This would lead one to make the accusation that Jim Davis owes some creative royalties. However, as Joe has pointed out, Jim Davis is not a talentless hack, because Garfield’s innovation was that he thought, while Heathcliff spoke. Hence, the subtle genius of Davis, and the archaic barbarity of George Gatley.

Interestingly, in the Heathcliff and Dingbat cartoon, there was a pumpkin named Nobody. We decided not to carve a jack-o-lantern of Nobody, because a pumpkin carved like a pumpkin is “as stupid as a bowl of mice.”

“Stupid as a bowl of mice” courtesy of Tracy Morgan.

The “May I Have Some Cake Please” video is finally finished. This song is featured in Spontaneous Combustion and is also slated to appear on the forthcoming Burger Kings EP.

The video is available in small (5 mb) and large (15 mb) version in the .mov format. Quicktime is recommended for viewing.

Spontaneous Combustion is the Cave of Trouble’s second 30 minute length movie. This movie is essential viewing for any serious researcher of spontaneous human combustion (SHC), and is recommended for all believers of conspiracy theory.

Here is Spontaneous Combustion in mov format. If you have problems with this format on Windows, try getting QuickTime.

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This just in…. Bobert A Peed supports the Hispanic folk! Meet Bobert at the Chi Chi’s on Broken Land Parkway in Landover, MD tonight at 7:00pm. Free food for all. See you there!

I am here to officially announce the running of Bobert A. Peed for Vice President of the US of A!!! Hot Damn! We here at moveon.org have been working on this development for months! Though its late in the campaign season we are hopeful to get Bobert elected. Unlike Chaney, Bobert is in EXCELLENT health for a 57 year old American man. We will tell more about Bobert’s platform in later post but we will tell you that he is a strong advocate for employee lunches, legalized prostitution, pro-Medicare, and he lives by the saying “finders keepers - loser weepers!” He also is pro-choice, anti-gun control, pro-same sex marriage, pro-gun control, supports amending the constitution of the United States to make same-sex marriage unconstitutional, and is anti-gun control. Like I said, we will explain more of his views soon. We are also in the process of setting up a VP debate… stay tuned.

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