There was an emergency call today at the lab. Some guy in one of the buildings came out of his office and saw another dude lying on the floor. So he did the responsible thing, ran back to the office, and dialed x3333 to report a “man down.”

Apparently, said dude had a twinge in his back. Since his office was too small, he walked out into the hall and laid down on the floor to do some stretches. I guess that looks like a “man down.”