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State of Lacey
State of Lacey is an experimental video with a narrative, of sorts.
Unfortunately, for such a short video, the file-size is pretty big. This was due to the fact that there was a lot of visual information and I had to jack up the bitrate.
Job Applications
Job Applications is about my other job, filling out job applications.
Vent
Vent is a movie about a fan machine and a man watching television.
Hot Air Balloons in Atlantis
The following passage comes from Shirley Andrews’s Atlantis: Insights from a Lost Civilization.
In 52,000 B.C., as dangerous beasts made daily life miserable in Atlantis, it became important to consult with others, often in distant places, who were similarly threatened. Since those they wished to confer with did not have adequate means of transportation to their country, the innovative Atlanteans devised a method of conveying them. Stitching the skins of large animals together to form balloons, they created unique vehicles for transportation in the air, similar to zeppelins. The shape of the craft was determined by the proportions of the animal from whose skin it was made; therefore, some dirigibles resembled elephants or mastodons, and others looked like giant bears. Edgar Cayce carefully describes the techniques Atlanteans utilized to temper metals to make strong lights braces for these unusual crafts. He says they filled the shells of these immense, strange balloons with a gas that lifted them just enough to move in the air close to the ground while carrying several passengers. He also mentions Atlantean planes, which were capable of traveling underwater and were useful for transporting destructive weapons for fighting the threatening beasts.
Atlantis: Insights of a Lost Civilization, by Shirley Andrews, Llewellyn Publications: St. Paul, Minnesota, 2001, pages 150-151.
I can’t really imagine what the large beasts looked like, but I tried anyway in the picture below. The beasts must have been ferocious.
I should note that the nuclear armament I drew dangling from the hot air balloon might be inaccurate. According to Andrews Atlanteans did have nuclear power which “proved valuable for destroying large animals” (163). Atlanteans dropping nukes from hot air balloons is purely my speculation, but it does seem probable.
Click the picture for a larger version.
Rad
Rad is a movie about RAD.
The Green Machine on CRTV in MD
The Green Machine will air on Chesapeake Regional TV (CRTV), Channel 6 (Public Access) from April 2nd until April 19th:
CRTV broadcasts in Kent, Queen Annes and Talbot Counties, Maryland.
Gets Paid
It is a bloggy thing to do… but I am going out of my TREE.
So here goes:
1) You know it is over when you let your guitarist sing and people are sticking feet in his face.* I can’t stop laughing about this.
2) You know you’ve hit an all new level of genius when you can release a song about writing tunes on the bowl, have them make a music video out of it and get paid.
3) And this has hands down got to be the absolute lamest-half-hearted-I-have-no-idea-what-to-shoot-for-the-video I’ve ever scene. I can only imagine the conversation leading up to it. “Hey guys, we’ve just written a really great song, but let’s not even try on the video. Let’s just shoot a home movie of us making a fried breakfast.â€
They should have let Edge stick his feet in the eggs.
If anyone has got some other ones – hit me up in the comment section. Cause I’m here till 5 so I gets paaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiddddd like Biz Markie.
- Observation #1 is courtesey of Tim.