My New Year’s Resolutions (in order of potential accomplishment)

1. Donate to the tsunami victims
2. Purchase beachfront property in Sri Lanka or Seychelles
3. Finish Dissertation
4. Get a girlfriend
5. Gain more weight
6. Save money to buy the new Apple ‘puter with the Blu-Ray ROM
7. Lose weight
8. Go to the Netherlands and Germany
9. Father a child overseas
10. Dump girlfriend once back home in US
11. Get excited about being single for Christmas 2005!
12. Beat Loki at Risk!