My resolutions for the new year

My New Year’s Resolutions (in order of potential accomplishment)

  1. Donate to the tsunami victims
  2. Purchase beachfront property in Sri Lanka or Seychelles
  3. Finish Dissertation
  4. Get a girlfriend
  5. Gain more weight
  6. Save money to buy the new Apple ‘puter with the Blu-Ray ROM
  7. Lose weight
  8. Go to the Netherlands and Germany
  9. Father a child overseas
  10. Dump girlfriend once back home in US
  11. Get excited about being single for Christmas 2005!
  12. Beat Loki at Risk!

About Thom

I am looking for single, white, female dwarfs who don't mind smoking a cigar now and then. This is purely for research purposes.

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