This just in…. Bobert A Peed supports the Hispanic folk! Meet Bobert at the Chi Chi’s on Broken Land Parkway in Landover, MD tonight at 7:00pm. Free food for all. See you there!
Yearly Archives: 2004
New Vice President (Write-In)
I am here to officially announce the running of Bobert A. Peed for Vice President of the US of A!!! Hot Damn! We here at moveon.org have been working on this development for months! Though its late in the campaign season we are hopeful to get Bobert elected. Unlike Chaney, Bobert is in EXCELLENT health for a 57 year old American man. We will tell more about Bobert’s platform in later post but we will tell you that he is a strong advocate for employee lunches, legalized prostitution, pro-Medicare, and he lives by the saying “finders keepers – loser weepers!” He also is pro-choice, anti-gun control, pro-same sex marriage, pro-gun control, supports amending the constitution of the United States to make same-sex marriage unconstitutional, and is anti-gun control. Like I said, we will explain more of his views soon. We are also in the process of setting up a VP debate… stay tuned.
Let there be authors.
If there were no authors, there would be no accountability or responsibility.
Modernity
Modernity on the British tongue sounds like Maternity, except of course there is a "d" and not a "t" in there. In America it is more of the "mod" part of modernity, which is stressed and apt just to sound more "mud" than "mod". This morning on my way to the mail I passed a house that looked to be the definition of "modernity" - or the "modern", depending on how you say it, or where you say it. That isn't to say that it was industrial and/or recalled octopus trains stretching American grain fields to a group of Molly McGuires in a factory town... ...though in a sense, or to my senses, it did collapse an expanse. A house two triangle slabs a slice of yellow between. It sat cavased backed on a large lot. But, what truly came to define it - or make me realize that somewhere in my head I'd collapsed something were the two teenagers waiting for the bus in front of the house: Smoking.
NYSE
Guest financial commentary from DJWebb
I think McDonald’s executives are all smoking crack up at cooperate headquarters. Why would I make such a strong statement? Well, I went to the local McDonalds and ordered a large fry and double cheeseburger with no onions. I ordered the fries to get the new Monopoly game pieces. The McDonald’s guy at the McRegister smiled and handed me a large plastic cup too and said here is drink for you. I had already paid for my purchase which only came to $2.50 or so for the fries and double cheeseburger. I am not sure why he gave me the free drink… maybe he just thought I was a nice guy who was thirsty. None the less the cup had two Monopoly game pieces on it. So between my fries and my free drink I had four Monopoly game pieces. I carefully stumbled to my car with my purchase and anxiously sat down with my game pieces. The first one I peeled was Parkplace for $1,000,000 but it requires Boardwalk to win the million dollar prize. Next I got an instant win piece for a McFlurry! Then I got one of the railroads which you need to collect all four to win a outdoor adventure vacation. Last I open my fourth game piece and won a medium breakfast value meal! Damn skippy I say! My investment of $2.50 eneded up with a 32 ounce free coke, free McFlurry, and free breakfast value meal! Then when I got home I discovered they have a internet site for the game that allows you a second chance to win a prize for each game piece you receive! I entered all four codes and cleaned up with a $20 PC Game, a ringtone, and a song download from Sony.
Okay, so you wonder what is wrong with this picture? I don’t think McDonald’s is trying to make a profit anymore. I think the management has gone batty and decided to give away all of the company’s profits through Monopoly 2.0 and its sheer kindness to its customers! This makes sense to me, as most people won’t buy McDonalds food cos it kills you… so they are forced to give the stuff away. I give McDonald’s (symbol MCD) stock a “SELL†rating for the next 30 days. I don’t claim to be an official financial planner or advisor but I have been able to predict the future in some circumstances. Good luck and invest your McDollars wisely.
Man Down
There was an emergency call today at the lab. Some guy in one of the buildings came out of his office and saw another dude lying on the floor. So he did the responsible thing, ran back to the office, and dialed x3333 to report a “man down.”
Apparently, said dude had a twinge in his back. Since his office was too small, he walked out into the hall and laid down on the floor to do some stretches. I guess that looks like a “man down.”
kareshi’s Ghosts and Goblins: Part 2
As I promised, here are kareshi‘s final videos of how to beat, as he says, the “difficult” part of the toughest game ever:
Level 5
Level 6
Final Fight with Lucifer
Apparently it sends you to a second quest cause the whole thing was an illusion. Not much changes except the red devils get 2 shots instead of one, which is very important to level 3.
Common People
Be careful what you sing for…
William Shatner just released a new album titled Has Been on October 05, 2004. He sings several cover songs on his new album, one of which is Pulp’s Common People. I must admit I really find the song very clever and humorous – but it doesn’t beat the original. I just hope Bill realizes he almost reflects the very wishful and demanding lyrics that he “sings†in his version of Common People. Well folks, I am here to say that we must put a stop to his self fulfilling sing-rock-phecy! I am in the process of ordering his album now and I hope you do too. I refuse to allow Bill to claim membership to us common people. The only way to prevent this is to propel him financially so that he continues to live a life afloat in stardom. Nanu Nanu.
Upstanding Citizen Keeping It Real
Arguing
It’s actually quite funny. I read a lot of discussion board forums on the WWW. I am always amused by the lively debates that ensue over such topics as religion, gun control, abortion, computer platforms, Carrot Top, etc… Unfortunately these debates are often very heated and users become very inflamed and start to sound like children in 6th grade attempting to show how clever they can be with what they perceive as witty insults and limericks. A majority of the time they end up sounding like uneducated, uninformed, babbling fools. Even worse is when you’ve been having a heated debate over ( insert controversial issue HERE) to soon discover the “forum poster†at the other end is in fact just twelve years old. Good-day.
