Archive for August, 2005

One Ruined Sock

August 31st, 2005 @ 7:12 pm by Mike
If
you
have
an
itch
on
your
foot,
in
your
shoe,

DON'T

itch
your
foot
with
a
pen
because
you
will
write
on
your
sock.

The Ideal Pants (a treatise)

August 23rd, 2005 @ 8:35 pm by Peter

Groin.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this exercise it’s that you can’t very thoroughly describe an archtypal pair of pants without using the word “groin” a few times. Oh, I’m sure you can describe alot of features of pants and vaguely give the location of those features, but if you want to give a position for anything above the knees and not directly associated with the waist, then you probably have to indicate some clue relating it’s proximity to the groin.

If you look at pants as being like a country then the cuffs and waist are sort of akin to the frontiers. The legs below the thigh are like far flung provinces. But ah, the groin! The groin is the like unto Grenich England from which all longitudes are judged, ancient Rome to which all roads lead, a sort of axis mundi of pants if you will.

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Yum Gum

August 19th, 2005 @ 12:26 pm by Tim

So yesterday I used some Cool Mint Listerine mouth wash. I then ate a piece of Wrigley’s Winterfresh gum immediately afterwards. It was the most unsatisfying piece of gum I’ve ever eaten. All of the flavor of the gum was completely masked by the lingering after effects of the Listerine. By the time the Listerine wore off, the gum had lost all flavor and sugar. Yum.

Gentlemen, set phasers to “Sodomize”…

August 18th, 2005 @ 7:51 pm by Joe

I’d be lying if I said I was surprised…

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Update - Mid August 2005

August 17th, 2005 @ 7:44 am by Mike

I am currently waiting for Tim to print out some documents on starting a non-profit. Once he does, I’ll review them.

As for writing, I’ve started working on a number of treatments for a potential future feature length film. To date I’ve finished two of these. However, I’d like to write them all out (in treatment form that is) to get an idea of their potentials. The tentative titles are:

  • Space Cops
  • Galaxy Lords
  • Punkies
  • Kill the Poor
  • Never Trust a Dead Guy
  • Night-Mare
  • I Put a Robot Down in NJ
  • Cyber-Rad
  • Bore to the Core

Urbandead

August 11th, 2005 @ 6:50 pm by dick

This follows the veins of the discussion on the Zombies!!! board game, that Bear, Loki, Grue, Megan and I played the other month (for which Loki holds a 3-for-3 winning streak) and browser games that I briefly mentioned before on the zoic.com. Out of chance, I was refered to a browser game that I can almost guarantee was partly inspired by Zombies!!!.

Urbandead

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