This poem was inspired by Hordak’s MD flavored poem.
Welcome to Pervertimore, knock on my door naughty minx and I'll beckon ye' in to spank your fanny, feed you Calvert's special crab cakes and the papaya nectar of our love lingering on the thorny worm wood - Ca-ca-ca! I cry at your caboose, nooked and sploondid, from my depraved raven roost where I sleep nevermore one eyed in leery lust.
4 thoughts on “Lord Pervertimore”
Ah, sweet Maryland…the Calverts, Lord Baltimore, crabs, and for a fleeting moment in history, Edgar Allan Poe. Brilliant!
i thought it was inspired by James Spader…
Well – there is some James Spader in there for sure ;). There is some Crabs too. I can’t find a good link though to any Crabs sites though… Dick? All I could find was Crabs for Christmas.
oh dear lord
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