Dr. Cockulas was shot over July 4th in Sutton, WV. Unfortunately, as the movie explains, we had a camera error and the footage was ruined.

The fact that the footage is nearly unwatchable did not prevent us from completing the movie and spending far too long fighting with editing software and various web compressions to make it available for public consumption in all its nasty glory.

Though it is absolutely imperceptible and totally meaningless for interested parties, Dr. Cockulas was shot on Kodak 500T V3, Fuji Reala 500D and Fuji Eterna Vivid 160T.

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Found this song on my HD the other day. Words just can’t describe. The picture has nothing to do with the song. It just caused a small crisis this evening with drop box.

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I was in Bob Evans the other day and went to use the bathroom. There were two stalls. I entered one of the stalls and it looked as if 30 people had shit in the toilet bowl. It did not appear to have overflowed, but as if, 30 people shit in it. I went into the other stall and it was fine.

What I find puzzling about this, is it obvious the toilet wouldn’t flush. But it is also obvious that 30 people shit in the bowl, and it wasn’t just the work of one person. I’ve seen this phenomenon before. What I wonder is, how exactly this occurs. If there is a free toilet that is clean, what impels the herd mentality to continue shitting in the same bowl?

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It’s not the best picture. You have to zoom in on the sign.

Over the July 4th weekend Thom told this true Chestertown story.

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My friend left his bird at my house. I gave him some water today.

Either that or I should clean my desk.

Saw this in CVS. I don’t entirely understand what is going on.

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