Bird strike

Approximately 47 years ago, back in May of 2020, during the ‘early days’ of the pandemic, we had a bird strike. This was the most exciting thing that happened that week—most definitely the most exciting thing for the cats.

I noticed a small bird on our 2nd floor balcony. We called the local Dept. of Natural Resources, who informed us that we should let the bird sit for about an hour. They usually recover in that time period. If not, chances were slim that the bird would survive. They also gave us some locations we could take the bird to if it needed some sort of care, though the guy asked what type of bird it was. His reasoning was that if it was a nuisance species, whatever bird sanctuary we took it too would probably kill it. Merlin Bird identified it as a Brown Creeper.

We decided to let birdo sit on the deck, and sure enough, about an hour later, it started moving around. It hopped across the decking a bit, pooped, and then decided to scale the screen door. When it started to move, the cats noticed it. They lost it. It was quite humorous, as both cats wanted to get the bird, but when Neutron got too close to Alice, Alice would swat Neutron, and Neutron would get offended that she didn’t have unfettered access to the window to watch the bird.

The bird rested on the screen a bit, pooped again, and then flew off.

11 thoughts on “Bird strike

  1. The oxygen left muh brain and now I’m standing behind you until I blip out and go back to muh body. Astral projection for the numb nuts set.

  2. Your toes, they’re warm.

    wut???

    You ra’moes, tay er glarm.

    Oh, whew.

  3. Duster fan, are you behind me again??? I was playin’ Asteroids, was playing Combat, was playin Pacman, was playin’ MIssile Command…and then you just up and up traveled back in time and whispered the THINGS. Well, now I know I gotsta bottle up second gen refrigerants and you all idiots gonna see awful thangs. Sry. It happenin’.

    Sry your timeline was the duster one. Other timelines have Medicare for All already.

  4. I should have a regular spot here. Give. up. da. posting rights (butt).

  5. Holy DUMB CRUMBS I DIDN’T REALIZE OVER A DECADE AGO THAT MUH STEADY, DELIBERATE EROSION OF NORMS WOULD PAY OFF BUT IT DID AND NOW ALL THE EAST SHORE PUSS PUSS PUSS RIOTS WHO WEAR MASKS LIKE THEY ARE IN SOME KIND OF SOCIETY DON’T POST HERE BECAUSE THEY’D RATHER IGNORE THEIR EAST SHORE ROOTS THAN POST. OH DAMN STAY SILENT YOU BUTTHOLES I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I COPIED AND PASTED I WIN JUST THERE A FEW TIMES CUZ IM CLEVER I DONT WORK FOR SNOWFLAKE LOVE MORE THAN I HAVE TOO AND SO you KNOW IT WASNT WORK ITS USUALLY EASIER THAN YOU THINK WHEN THE SNOWFLAKES MELTED ON ME THE METAPHOR …something something….wut, you lost. You did. You lost. DONT VOTE. WHAI WOULD YOU???? Why…tell me…why would you vote when you could be spending that time hiding like a loser?

  6. Love him or like him…you gotta give Big Bad MF a “hand.”

    Correcting last msg regarding Big Bad MF…you can also give him a ‘foot.’

  7. Like, remember when I posted that “this isn’t going to work, this isn’t going to work, it’s for tehs…” It worked though. I was wrong…I was so wrong. Big Bad MF was right. Obey him…OBEY HIM

  8. Hello Tim, I was a bit unsure how to reach you, so I try it this way, although my question is regarding your very helpful „Thoughts on Color Negative Scanning“ here: https://125px.com/articles/photography/digital/colorneg/, particularly removing the orange mask with VueScan. Paragraph 6.) is clear to me, but number 7.) „Do the same for blue“, does it mean I should divide red by blue or divide green by blue ? That ´s my simple question. Among various recommendations and suggestions for scanning and VueScan I noticed yours one of the best. Thank you for a short answer, greetings from Austria, Helmut.

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