Dan “Danimal Cannon” Behrens brought the band Critical Hit to the attention of my corner of the Internet (at www.TheShizz.org). Critical Hit is a list of physically attractive musicians who play covers of game music as arranged by someone who doesn’t play in the band. This isn’t yet the part that disturbs me. The fact that their covers are plastic and only 1 member of the “band” plays at a given concert is a little but not overly unnerving. What bothers me is that Danimal’s revelation that my last decade of regularly packing myself in a small room with a bunch of sweaty nerds to listen to guitars wail to Castlevania now makes me marketable demographic.

No, Critical Hit didn’t play at MAGFest 12. That’s not the type of show one would ever expect at MAG. It’s just a sign of the times. It makes me wonder what has changed more, the scene or myself.

This MAG was pretty much more of the same: another 3000+ increase in overall attendance, another drop in Shizz attendance, and an exhausting-but-good time had by all.

When the line-up for MAGFest 12 started rolling in it was frankly underwhelming. It’s hard to trump guests like Nobuo Uematsu as far as star power in the classic video game music scene. Then, when I took a look at the concert schedule to see that I only cared about 2 of the main stage acts, the last one of which was slated to play at 7pm on Friday, coupled with the forecast that only about 40 of my Shizz friends would be attending, I was ready to declare MAG12 the worst MAG ever.

I ratcheted that back some when I began to take things into perspective. Our max of 110+ Shizzies is unsustainable. This whole ordeal is getting more expensive across many layers: time, attention, cold hard Nuyen, and the glycogen which fuels my muscles.

And, while TheShizz might not be a huge force in relative numbers anymore (take 40 out of 500 vs 40 out of 12,000), we’re still able to have a large effect on concert numbers. One Shizz favorite, Gimmick, pulled a larger crowd in Jamspace than the attendance of the band at the same time playing at the vastly larger Main Stage venue. TheShizz is what made the difference there. Also, I will make a guess and say the largest turnout for the Chipspace area was by Shizzies for a Shizz-composed group, Marshall Art.

Nonetheless, a lot of us are getting old. I partied as hard as I could, but it ended with me asleep by midnight on Saturday.

I’m done with griping. Here are some personal highlights.

As always, TheShizz had a suite in the hotel that holds the Fest, and this year’s was the largest we’ve ever had, which attracted a fair amount of cool cats as well as number of unwanted randos. One highlight was when Andrew “Batsly Adams” Reitano showed up with his homemade NES cart of Super Russian Roulette. I wish a had a better picture or video of it. It was simply a Russian roulette game where you pass the light gun around. In this instance, people were playing it as a drinking game: get shot, drink a shot.

Side note: I first heard of Batsly Adams when I saw the video of his DrunkNES project, where he convert a NES cart into a crude-yet-somehow-functional breathalyzer. I was delighted to rub elbows with such greatness.

Drunken NES – Nintendo Breathalyzer from EM Dash on Vimeo.