I went to the gas station and found gas prices were sky high. So I went to the pet shop to spend my gas money on a hamster, but hamsters cost more than gas, no lie! But the pet lady told me that mamsters were free, and I thought, hey - lucky me - now I can spend my two "O" five on ice cream. I got the mamster and the little sucker mangled my hand! And I screamed "This mamster is as mean as gasoline!" With that the mamster chomped, and I howled again, "I'm gonna stick this mamster in my gas tank!" And the pet lady said, "Sorry sir. You can't do that." I asked why not, and the pet lady said, "Why sir, don't you know? Gas goes there."