That Fucking Cat

While I was typing the last post this morning, I saw movement out of the corner of my eye. Since it was early in the morning and nobody else was up, this startled me. I looked down, and there was a fucking cat. Mind you, we don’t own a cat.

I chased it without thinking and it ran upstairs and into my bedroom. I then chased it back downstairs, being sure to shut the doors to the bedroom and bathroom. The cat beat me downstairs, and with that, disappeared.

I’m assuming it came in through the basement. The door to the basement was cracked open the whole time, and when I first spotted the cat, I was sitting right next to this door. There must be a hole down there that it got in through and consequently escaped through.

I hate that cat. It’s the same mother fucker that always sits on my car right after I wash it.

8 thoughts on “That Fucking Cat

  1. fuck cats. fuck that cat. I hate cats they are self serving, disease carrying, biting.scratching, yowling motherfukcers. yes I know because I own one. and fuck him to.

  2. I know the answer to this question is probably very simple and you will think I am dumb. Just know that I am only dumb when compared to certain people. Obviuosly I am smarter than some. HOW DO YOU POST A NEW THREAD ON A NEW TOPIC? I would greatly appreciate an answer. Thanks!

  3. oh…my…god. tim, that’s the funniest thing i’ve heard all day. i wish i was there to see it.

    but seriously, cats are from the devil. …but maybe y’all should get a dog to prevent future feline invasions. then i could play with it. i would call him fluppy.

  4. I like cats myself, and most animals as long as they’re intent on being petted and not interested in putting big festering gashes in my flesh. But your incident falls short of “friendly creatures wanting to socialize” and crosses into “nature (or un-nature) invading your house” which is definitely not cool.

    Independant animals are fine with me just like independant people are. But independant people who wander into my house and act like they live there… these people get the boot.

    On another front:

    Mouth: The way you post a new thread is by going to http://www.protozoic.com/wp-admin/. Unfortunately this won’t get you very far unless Bear has given you a password.

  5. Well even I don’t know if I am password worthy. I don’t think tim even knows that he knows me. What I would like to open up is a Discussion on Guitars. Specifically gear, pedals, electronics and most importantly if any of you guys know how I can get my fucking guitar to stop humming like a freight train. Seriously I am going insane with the hum! I know that their are several musicians that post regularly and that a few of you are familiar with effects pedals.

  6. Hey Mouth– have you checked inside the guitar to make sure that the ground hasn’t come loose? That happened to me about a month ago. The ground just kind of wiggled itself free, and all of a sudden my guitar sounded like a fucking tornado on the warpath. It was just a matter of tightening a screw, and I had it beat. Check that out and let me know how it goes down. Email me: demone@dasheight.com

  7. Just don’t ever feed it. It’ll be your cat from then on out, whether you want it or not. We gave a stray some food at our house once and the damn thing moved in and dropped 5 kittens before we figured out it was preggos.

  8. I am hearing a lot of angry words but deep down I am also hearing “I love that cat. I feel a profound connection with my animal brethren and speak their language like doctor doolittle.” That cat can sense your underlying love for it and comes to your house to recharge its batteries so that it can go out and face the harsh and cold world with your love as its sheild.

    Bear. Can I have a password? I wanted to post a review of some british music other than Oasis which I see Tom has covered.

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