Archive for the 'Funny Pages' Section

The Futurists - Dog Owner

June 22nd, 2008 @ 8:37 pm by Mike

Arf

From the Editor’s Desk

Guten Tag Future-nutterz! Word is that we are mega in Deutschland. Nope, we don’t get it either. We’re going to give the Germans a run for their money though. Eurovision here we come!

Click here to listen to the Futurists Theme Song for the upcoming The Futurists - The Movie!

Peace in the FUTURE,
Curtis

The Futurists - Law

June 16th, 2008 @ 10:07 pm by Mike

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The Futurists - A Trap

May 30th, 2008 @ 9:45 pm by Mike

A Trap

From the Editor’s Desk

Greetings Futurelads and lassies! Do we have some mail this week! Rachel from Wilmington writes,

“What’s with the Arthur link?” - Rachel

Rachel, that’s just a little inside joke on Thomas and Suzy’s parts! Here at The Bunker, to sum up the situation we’ve been saying: “how touching,” all week long! And guess what else, we heard from the queen herself, Seka! Referring to our Vega Pornbots, Seka writes,

“I thought this was very funny and is most likely to be in our very near future.” - Seka

The Futurists sure hope so! Be sure to check out Seka’s website. But be warned, it may not be work safe!

– Curtis, SeƱor Editor

The Futurists - The Swords of Social Contract

May 29th, 2008 @ 9:46 pm by Mike

Social Contract

From the Editor’s Desk

Salutations and thanks for reading! Here at Futurists HQ, which we fondly call the Bunker, we’re always cooking up ways for more Pornbots. Problem is we’re plum Bo Diddlely out of ideas! And how about that Bo Derrick? Is she a 10 or what! This is why we love getting mail! Be sure sure to keep your peepers peeled for next week’s comic when a grocery bag mishap befalls one of our beloved robots, and Thomas finally asks Suzy out! Way to go Tom-Cat!!!

Curtis, Senior Editor

The Futurists - Fear and Will

May 27th, 2008 @ 7:12 pm by Mike

Fear and Will

The Futurists - Flex Time

May 23rd, 2008 @ 8:04 pm by Mike

Flex Time