Tag Archives: The Futurists
The Futurists – Casual Friday
The Futurists – Shut Up
From the Editor’s Desk
Wurt.
Wurt up that is
It be the Curt.
C-to-the-U to the R.T.I.S.! From London to Action Park.
I’ve always been a big fan of the Hip-hop community. “A lickey boom-boom down!”
Just call me MC Urtis masta’ of the Wurtiss.
People have always asked me, “C-Dog, why aren’t you on the cover of GQ?”
It is simple slick. That shit is EUROPEE-IN and I like my bread buttered on one side. None of that fashion bug crap for me.
I like rap like this — straight from Ewing.
With Rhythm and Rhyme,
Papa Curt
The Futurists – Starfighter
From the Editor’s Desk
My wife said she didn’t understand this.
Love,
Curtis
The Futurists – Shoe
From the Editor’s Desk
I can’t wait for my shipment of Star Brand to come in this week so I can bone up on Jim Shooter’s wisdom. So to pass the time, I’ve been trying my own hand at comixxx.
Email me any questions or concerns.
Waiting,
Curtis
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The Futurists – Crash
From the Editor’s Desk
G r e e t i n g s d u d e s a n d u d e t t e s . T o d a y I h a v e c h o s e n t o w r i t e m y c o m m e n t s i n t h i s e x c i t i n g n e w s t y l e . I s n ‘ t i t i n t e r e s t I n g ? A r e n ‘ t y o u g l a d y o u t o o k t h e t i m e t o r e a d t h i s m e s s a g e ? A n y h o o , l 8 t e r s k 8 t e r z ! ! !
Y o u r s t r u l y ,
C u r t i s
The Futurists – Waiver
From the Editor’s Desk
Jennifer was playing The Smiths all day last Fri. in the office. Somehow it all devolved into a photo shoot to make mock Smiths album covers. Eat your heart out or stick a thorn in your side.
Yours at the Ouiji Board,
Curtis
The Futurists – Spice-Sub
From the Editor’s Desk
In my copy of Conan The Barbarian, no. 145, Jim Shooter outlines something he calls “Shooter’s Laws.”
The First Law of Mail
All mail must be opened and read by the person to whom it is addressed. No exceptions.
I don’t get it. What is my secretary going to do?
Gotta run and take a poop.
The FUTURE is NOW,
Curtis, Sr. Editor
The Futurists – Boss
From the Editor’s Desk
Greetings from the BunkeGGGRRR!!! That’s right, I said, “GRRRR!!!” I bet you are wondering why? The pet ferret is loose again and he’s a crafty son-of-bitch. Yesterday he got into the Honey Nut Cherrios, and let me just say that His Majesty Rudolph was not in the slightest pleased. The funny thing is that no one has actually seen Jerry the Ferret anywhere ferrying about.
This has raised a couple eyebrows and led some to ask the question, is it actually Jerry???
Fact: On Tuesday our handy-man came to clean out our gutters. He expressed a keen interest in Jerry and asked if he could buy him off us. We politely explained that Jerry was the Bunker’s pet, and wasn’t for sale as such. I’m not so sure if our handy-man comprehended. I think I saw his blue pickup truck outside the office last night at around 10:30 p.m… Maybe the handy-man has a taste for Honey Nut Cheerios too…
Yours in the Future & Worried about Jerry,
Curtis, Sr. Editor