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Days of Chia: day 1

Prior to moving recently, I uncovered an original Chia pet at my parent’s house and brought it with my personage to Lawrenceville. After a rather intensive and fruitless search for Chia seeds for purchase (besides through the internet), I learned from CVS pharmacy that Chias are seasonal products. Seeds accordingly are only made availible in stores as the winter holidays draw near. Sure enough, a week or so before Halloween, CVS unveiled it’s line of Chias; at which time I purchased a Garfield Chia to get both the Garfield pot and some seeds.

Day 1

The following photo-diary represts my first attempt at growing Chia. I will be updating this diary so you can see the drama unfold daily.

Day 1

Day 1

Heathcliff-O-Lantern

Evidently, Heathcliff predated Garfield by about five years. This would lead one to make the accusation that Jim Davis owes some creative royalties. However, as Joe has pointed out, Jim Davis is not a talentless hack, because Garfield‘s innovation was that he thought, while Heathcliff spoke. Hence, the subtle genius of Davis, and the archaic barbarity of George Gatley.

Heathcliff-O-Lantern
Interestingly, in the Heathcliff and Dingbat cartoon, there was a pumpkin named Nobody. We decided not to carve a jack-o-lantern of Nobody, because a pumpkin carved like a pumpkin is “as stupid as a bowl of mice.”


“Stupid as a bowl of mice” courtesy of Tracy Morgan.

Modernity

Modernity 
on the British tongue 
sounds like
Maternity,
except of course
there is a "d"
and
not a "t"
in there.

In America it is more of
the "mod" part of modernity,
which is stressed and apt
just to sound more
"mud" 
than 
"mod".

This morning on my way 
to the mail
I passed a house that looked
to be the definition of "modernity" -
or the "modern",
depending on how you say it,
or where you say it.

That isn't to say that it was 
industrial and/or recalled
octopus trains
stretching American grain fields
to a group of Molly McGuires
in a factory town...
...though in a sense,
or to my senses,
it did collapse an expanse.

A
house
two triangle slabs
a slice of yellow
between.

It
sat
cavased
backed
on 
a
large 
lot.

But,
what truly
came to define it -
or make me realize that
somewhere in my head
I'd collapsed something
were the two teenagers
waiting for the bus
in
front
of
the
house:

Smoking.

Quote:

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, pg. 4, by Michael Chabon.

“He stood, in his socks, five feet five inches tall. Like all of his friends, he considered it a compliment when someone called him a wiseass. He possessed an incorrect but fervent understanding of the workings of television, atom power, and antigravity, and harbored the ambition – one of a thousand – of ending his days on the warm sunny beaches of the Great Polar Ocean of Venus. An omnivorous reader with a self-improving streak, cozy with Stevenson, London, and Wells, duitful about Wolfe, Dreiser, and Dos Passos, idolatrous of S. J. Perelman, his self-improvement regime masked the usual guilty appetite. In his case the covert passion – one of them, at any rate – was for those two-bit argosies of blood and wonder, the pulps. He had tracked down and read every biweekly issue of The Shadow going back to 1933, and he was well on his way to amassing complete runs of The Avenger and Doc Savage.”