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M.I.F.C. – Karate Krabz are GO!
M.I.F.C. – Movie 6
From Mike’s Desk
M.I.F.C. is a new comic we are debuting as part of Protozoic’s Funny Pages. The comic will also be going up on Two Sentz.
Peace,
Mike
The Futurists – Shut Up
From the Editor’s Desk
Wurt.
Wurt up that is
It be the Curt.
C-to-the-U to the R.T.I.S.! From London to Action Park</a href>.
I’ve always been a big fan of the Hip-hop community. “A lickey boom-boom down!”
Just call me MC Urtis masta’ of the Wurtiss.
People have always asked me, “C-Dog, why aren’t you on the cover of GQ?”
It is simple slick. That shit is EUROPEE-IN and I like my bread buttered on one side. None of that fashion bug crap for me.
I like rap like this — straight from Ewing.</a href>
With Rhythm and Rhyme,
Papa Curt
The Futurists – Starfighter
From the Editor’s Desk
My wife said she didn’t understand this.
Love,
Curtis
The Futurists – Shoe
From the Editor’s Desk
I can’t wait for my shipment of Star Brand</a href> to come in this week so I can bone up on Jim Shooter’s wisdom. So to pass the time, I’ve been trying my own hand at comixxx.
Email me any questions or concerns.
Waiting,
Curtis
The Futurists Featured on Two Sentz Blog
The Futurists is now being featured on the Two Sentz news blog. Based out of Salisbury, MD, Two Sentz aims, in the words of its writers, to be “the antithesis” of sites like “Salisbury News”.
Even if you aren’t from Salisbury, or agree with all the views that Two Sentz supports, be sure to visit their site and discuss your own opinions. It is a great thing to have dialogue, so be sure not to miss this new and compelling voice.
Click here to visit Two Sentz.
The Futurists – Crash
From the Editor’s Desk
G r e e t i n g s d u d e s a n d u d e t t e s . T o d a y I h a v e c h o s e n t o w r i t e m y c o m m e n t s i n t h i s e x c i t i n g n e w s t y l e . I s n ‘ t i t i n t e r e s t I n g ? A r e n ‘ t y o u g l a d y o u t o o k t h e t i m e t o r e a d t h i s m e s s a g e ? A n y h o o , l 8 t e r s k 8 t e r z ! ! !
Y o u r s t r u l y ,
C u r t i s
The Futurists – Waiver
From the Editor’s Desk
Jennifer was playing The Smiths all day last Fri. in the office. Somehow it all devolved into a photo shoot to make mock Smiths album covers. Eat your heart out or stick a thorn in your side.
Yours at the Ouiji Board,
Curtis
The Futurists – Spice-Sub
From the Editor’s Desk
In my copy of Conan The Barbarian, no. 145, Jim Shooter outlines something he calls “Shooter’s Laws.”
The First Law of Mail
All mail must be opened and read by the person to whom it is addressed. No exceptions.
I don’t get it. What is my secretary going to do?
Gotta run and take a poop.
The FUTURE is NOW,
Curtis, Sr. Editor