Hey people,
I'm the Wizard
of Quiz
I know all the answers
to make you 
flip your lids.
Smoking toadstools
or drinking dry limes
I'm the Quizard 
who quizes
your rotting minds.
Non-stop,
my questions
for fetid thought
under the bazar,
Ooo!  Look!
What's that trinket
on the blanket
to be bought? 
But please
take care
and do beware:
for this is 
just one fun 
question of mine,
among 10 zillion 
for the brain's
fizz cauldron.