Hey people,
I'm the Wizard
of Quiz
I know all the answers
to make you 
flip your lids.
Smoking toadstools
or drinking dry limes
I'm the Quizard 
who quizes
your rotting minds.
my questions
for fetid thought
under the bazar,
Ooo!  Look!
What's that trinket
on the blanket
to be bought? 
But please
take care
and do beware:
for this is 
just one fun 
question of mine,
among 10 zillion 
for the brain's
fizz cauldron.