Yum Yum.

Let me tell you a little story. It’s called “Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray Soda Sucks Raw Ass.” I saw it in the store and figured I’d try it out. Unfortunately, they only had a six pack, which means I have 5 cans of this crap left over after I got done dumping the first one out.

Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray

When I first cracked open the can and smelled it, all I thought of was vinegar. Others backed up my opinion. Its lightly colored like champagne, lightly carbonated, and tastes vaguely like really sweet, really weak ginger ale. Or something. The point is, it’s fucking nasty. I have no idea what this guy is talking about. Of course, his website is called “Peculiar Pops! The Michie’s Exotic Soda Site,” yet there is not one carbonated drink on “The Best” page.

Steer clear.

3 thoughts on “Yum Yum.

  1. Well, wouldn’t tip-off that it is vile be the “celery soda” phrase in the description on the can? Some things just don’t go together, like chocolate cheese!

  2. Hey bear, Can you tell Mike to contact me if he feels like it. I don’t have a working e-mail for him anymore. Sorry to clog your thread with unrelated stuff. C&B.

    • Peter K.

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