12 thoughts on “Hello Sailor”

1. DIGGY DAAAWWGGG – That R00XXX!!!!

   “I’m your Kracker Daddy, now let me spread you baby doll.”
   – Kracker Daddy

2. We’re sorry, but this work will not be into the MOMA, solely on the basis that we find it tasteless. However, Kracker Daddy sounds quite poetic… even a little sexy. Does Kracker Daddy have a phone number? I’m an average sized blond, with a bubbly and fun personality. I like to wake up sore in the morning (you can interpret that how you want). I also have a pet tortoise named Chi-Chi.

   XOXOXOXO,
   Sue Buttons

3. Stop joking around. I’m serious. I want this in the MOMA. Can you reconsider it?

4. I SMOKE CRACK!!!!!

   “I’m your Kracker Daddy, now let me spread you baby doll.”

   Kracker Daddy

5. SCREW YOU MAN

6. Hey man, I’m just messing.

   “I’m your Kracker Daddy, now let me spread you baby doll.”

   Kracker Daddy

7. That’s cool. What happened to that chick?

8. Nah, she didn’t.

   “I’m your Kracker Daddy, now let me spread you baby doll.”

   Kracker Daddy

9. Oh.

10. Wait, does this mean that Kracker Daddy isn’t single???

    🙁
    Sue Buttons

11. 
    KRACKER DADDY’S WOMAN SMOKES CRACK TOO
    

    “I’m your Kracker Daddy, now let me spread you baby doll.”

    Kracker Daddy

12. Hey Loki,
    From this artwork I think I know who you are.
    None of the e-mail addresses I have for you work.
    Shoot me a letter sometime.

    – Peter K.

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