Galaxy Rangers was a wild-west space cartoon that ran in the mid- to late-80s in the US. A US-created cartoon, its anime-styling, steampunk tendencies and gritty storylines make it one well worth checking out. The series is to get a nice repackaging this coming May¹.

Now more in keeping with the usual bunk we post here on Protozoic, I give you the following clip from the “Heart of Tarkon” episode. Whatever is actually occurring here, it seems to me the writers missed a good joke of not having the incident occur to the character Shane Gooseman (the character to whom it happens in the clip is Walter “Doc” Hartford).

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How the hell did I get myself in this position. Whummp! Another shot blasting outside the hull. That one was damn close. If he’s got us bracketed, that’s it. We’re going to die in this fucking turd of a ship. Whummp! Damn it! As the shot exploded I felt my helmeted head whip backward, crashing hard against the back of the pilot seat. Despite the padding I could feel the knot rising. Groggy, everything came rushing back in a blur……

It had all started when Centaurus, Earth’s first interstellar probe, had confirmed that Earth-type planets orbited both Alpha and Beta Centauri. Even though it had taken forty-four years for the journey and the information to reach back home, it caused a stir as great as Armstrong’s first footsteps on the moon must have caused in 1969.

But the great problems were time and distance. Einstein had proven remarkably durable and it wasn’t until the development of relativistic drive and artificial hibernation that a manned mission could seriously be contemplated. The ships carrying settlers came next. The New Worlds beckoned. At last mankind had found something almost as exciting as war.

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