Posts tagged: Chook
Chook Industries Millenium New Year Party Promo
Experimental Chef
This is is riddled with typos, but I thought I would preserve its integrity. If anyone prepares any of this stuff, please take photos or make a video.
It came from Chook — Africa Edition
The boys sent me a tape of some prime Chook-era material while I was in Africa. I want to thank them, because it really helped me get through my time there. From my mosquito-infested bed, I listened to the tapes on a cheap walkman with cheap African batteries and imagined myself being back home with… Read more »
It came from Chook…
I was going through the Chook page and I found Cliff Woodman’s bio. My name is Cliff Woodman. My current occupation is as a web designer and technology coordinator for Chook Industries. I also do a lot of web design and graphic design on the side. I graduated from University of Maryland, College Park in… Read more »
Omni
This was published in the original MindLab. Omni is TRUTH “Ding Dong” probably sounds different to every ear. Maybe to Harry’s ear it sounds like, “Dear, Deer” and maybe to Sally Mae’s ear, “Doo, Doo”. Pigeons probably all hear the same “Ding, Dong” sound though, cause pigeons only have brains the size of raisins. I… Read more »
Chook: The Vort Conspiracy — Part 6
Here follows the sixth and final piece of the Vort Conspiracy saga I wrote back in the day. Unfortunately a bit on the short side compared to the previous pieces. In theory there would have been more, but from my recollection at this point I’d pretty much used up every scene, character, and detail I’d… Read more »
Chook: The Vort Conspiracy — Part 5 (The Monkey Cube)
Monkeys. Everybody loves ‘em, no one can stand ‘em. In some cultures they are associated with of wisdom, acclaimed as blessings of the gods or gods made flesh. In other areas, let’s say your average Starbucks, calling someone a monkey is tantamount to S/H. Monkeys are many things to many people. Are they cute clingy… Read more »
Chook: The Vort Conspiracy — Part 4
Then one night, many years later, the Grand Oyabun had another dream. This dream began as the first and the Oyabun passed effortlessly over the great Red Stone walled garden. But after his seventh pass he noticed that one of the small, colored paving stones of the garden upon which he had affixed his sigil,… Read more »
Chook: The Vort Conspiracy — Part 3
In the seventh year of the dragon since the coming of Chung Hort into Chook (by the Nigi Rigian calendar) the Grand Oyabun of Edo in The Floating Land had a vision, in this vision he saw himself seated in the sky along with the great Li serpent and the Prime minister of The Floating… Read more »
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