This is my new favorite thing ever.

The final version of the short film I produced for MiND, Media Independence in Philadelphia is live online. I think it is has been live for a while, I was just unaware that it was.

You can view it by clicking here.

Part of I Can’t Wait to Hear Your Excuse appears in Can. However, Can also includes the acting talents of Jon Gillis as well as an original score by lyricist, composer and librettist Frumi Cohen, who has produced and directed over 20 musicals since 1979.

While you’re on the MiND site, be sure to check out their other content. They’ve got a lot of really great and informative stuff that is sure to blow your mind (couldn’t help myself on that one).

Click here to watch Can.

A slog,
a slug and a dog.
Not a dug,
or an arf arf bug.
He can be a plug,
a puppy and a slug,
but just call him a 
slog --
a slug and dog.

In two separate states, Ohio and Maryland, on the same day, my mother and I both happened to go out and eat Chinese.

She got this fortune.

I got this one.

No joke, homeslice.

I know everybody has been waiting for the big reveal, well here it is, straight from the horse’s mouth.

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pre> From: Thom Subject: picture Date: February 16, 2009 3:51:13 PM EST To: Mike

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pre> OK — wait, …before you read this go get something to eat. Go! Now… take a break and grab something. The story has a much better affect if you are in the middle of eating your favorite food!

About 10 years ago I was working at a agency serving adults with developmental disabilities and I 
was dating a nurse.  I had brought this picture into work and after showing it to my nurse girlfriend I 
placed it up on my cork board where the picture hung for over a year.  My office was well traveled 
and received a lot of traffic from other employees passing by to ask for my guidance.  Many of them 
would comment on the photo and say "what is that a picture of?" Some would even guess --- "it's a 
star or plant".  So I would just smile and say "close guess...  but I can't say".  No one ever guessed 
correctly, mind you it did present itself a little differently when you print it out on a sheet of paper 
and originally it was only the bottom photo that was posted for everyone to see.  So you ask, what is 
this wonderful photo?  Well, this is the infamous "Jeep Butt"  (Pilonidal Cyct) that I was diagnosed 
with in 1998.  I was having problems and when it first started I didn't want to go see the doctor as I 
was embarrassed and hopeful it would heal.  My newly acquired nurse girlfriend wanted me to drop 
trou so she could see and tell me the outlook on my bum.  I refused but told her I'd take a picture of 
my ass and bring it to work.  These two pictures are the result - furthermore she made an accurate 
diagnosis on the spot by just looking at the pictures.  I have no idea how she guessed correctly 
because the picture is so out of focus and the bump looks like a pimple to me.  Anyhow, only her and 
I knew the true identity of the printed picture.

Yum. Hope you were eating steak tartar like me. Read more about the pilonidal cyst here.

• Editors Note: Thom and I were slightly confused as to whether or not the phrase for yanking one’s pants down was “drop trou” or “drop trout.” I think it’s fish.

Please type your answers in the comments.

Take a gander.

I bought three color filters for my camera. A red one, a green one, and a blue one. I then took three black and white photos, one with each filter, scanned the negatives, and combined them in photoshop. After aligning them, I colored them the appropriate color and ended up with the above picture.

Kind of nerdy, completely inefficient, but kind of fun.

It seems at some point in time that two of my favorite things were combined into one awesome thing.

but not in this picture