The Futurists - Googlezzz

May 10th, 2008 @ 11:35 am by Mike

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27 Responses to “The Futurists - Googlezzz”

  1. Elias says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 6:14 pm

    Why do robots need health care? I thought it was funnier when it was about pornbots. Refocus the strip in this direction, please.

  2. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

    Interesting point. That being said, why would a robot snore? And why would they need sexual gratification from a pornbot?

  3. Mike says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

    I dunno, porn, health, snoring — in my mind these are all non-issues against the comic’s real quagmire, “plotting.” At this point the comic really need something to spice it up. Maybe explosions, or perhaps the introduction of a new character. I’m sort of taken by the notion of a talking Time Machine named Tommy.

  4. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

    You see, that’s just the problem. This was supposed to be the art piece. I think the first post made a good point with the health care issue. It really takes away from what it’s really all about. If it’s too humanized or fantastic, the overall message will just get buried.

  5. Mike says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 9:17 pm

  6. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

  7. Mike says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

    Joe - please be serious.

  8. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

    I am serious. This isn’t art. You’re just posting random Youtube videos.

  9. Mike says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

    That’s actually kinda of cool. It reminds me of Meatballs.

  10. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

    Meatballs was good. But Joysticks was great.

  11. Mike says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 9:55 pm 

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  13. Mike says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 10:03 pm

    Dude - that’s all fucked up! What is it?!?!

  14. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

    That’s my point.

  15. Mike says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

    Ahhhhh - I get it now.

  16. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

    Checkmate.

  17. Mike says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

    Pawn to King 4.

  18. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 10:07 pm

    You can’t do that the game is over.

  19. Mike says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

    Sorry.

  20. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

    That’s a different game.

  21. Mike says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

    Okay - then Uno asshole.

  22. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

    Don’t break the ice bitch.

  23. Tim says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 11:05 pm

    All i have to say is joysticks.

  24. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 11:22 pm

    Indeed. That movie was based on a true story.

  25. Joe says:
    May 12th, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

    Ops please.

  26. Elias says:
    May 13th, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

    Will you delete comments 3-25 and get back on topic, please? Pornbots, pornbots, pornbots!!!!!

  27. Mike says:
    May 14th, 2008 @ 6:35 am

    Well - I’m sure pornbots will pop back up again at some point.

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