Mr. Pony 
fancy-pants
doin' the Mr. Pony 
sparkle dance
Twirls 
   and 
      Spir-els
for the squealing 
                    girls
Who love 
that stupid pony

Shoney Money Noney

with regal hat Pony-Prance outta sight fat wildcat(s) trance and ending(s) stop beginning(s) on the giraffe neck(s).