Top 5 Made-Up Cuss Words

List your top 5 made-up cuss words. Mine are:

  1. Boobaah
  2. Clat
  3. Blarg
  4. Fug
  5. Plurffy

Megan says she likes to interchange the word Pork with the almighty F word.

18 Responses to “Top 5 Made-Up Cuss Words”

  1. dragon says:

    Are we supposed to put the words we like the most or the ones we use the most?

  2. loki says:

    There are no rules. Whatever you like.

  3. grue says:
    1. Slunt
    2. Mexican
    3. S.O.D.
    4. Drizz’t
    5. Kinko’s
  4. dragon says:

    The most used are:

    1. Crud!
    2. Crap!
    3. Frickin’!
    4. Dangit!
    5. Good grief!

    (Yes, I say “good grief”. You want to Frickin’ make something of it!?)

    Not sure which ones I actually like ATM. “Crud” is pretty good. I like the word “Dung” but it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

    But I’ll tell you one that I’m sick and tired of hearing: Frell!

    Every geek in existence must think they’re so cool and in the know for saying that. Thanks alot Farscape. Thanks for nothing.

  5. dick says:

    I like to use “crunk” instead of the F bomb.

  6. hordak says:
    1. S.O.D. (yeah, grue!)
    2. Frick
    3. Frag
    4. Slag
    5. Nookie
  7. bear says:

    “Crunk.” Before it was a type of music, wasn’t that the made up cuss word they always used on Conan O’Brien? Always one of my favorites.

  8. bear says:

    Actually, though these aren’t cuss words, as far as sayings go, I just heard, “If the foo shits…” That was a good one. Though the other 2 that I’ve heard a lot but haven’t started using are, “It’s tighter than a frog’s ass,” and my personal favorite, “It was jumping around like a dog shitting bones.”

  9. grue says:

    Mad props to all my peoples whom be acknowledging they gots their S.O.D.

    -8

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  11. djwebb says:
    1. FUBAR
    2. Shiite Muslim
    3. Timmy McKinny
    4. Cluster Puck
    5. SNAFU
  12. dragon says:

    Now that I think of it “dang yo” is also getting pretty heavy usage these days.

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  14. nasigbngirl says:

    i use “smurf” as the BIG F and i bleep my self alot, some times i use words that are really close to cuss words so yup like blasterd and shmit…. and witch with a capital B…

  15. spankey says:

    the gayest cuss words ever

  16. poppy says:
    1. Scroatch toad
    2. firkfucher
    3. kakfatch
    4. heftcuk
    5. frikdidy
  17. Mike says:

    Scroatch toad is pretty darn good man. I like that.

  18. Peter says:

    Check it out pimholes:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58k7jqrU9fU&NR=1

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