Sugar Rush

I swear, if I ever meet the guy who invented Hawaiian Punch, I’m gonna’ kick his ass for making me crave his sweet, sweet polynesian crack on an hourly basis. I’m sending that bitch the medical bills when I’m finally diagnosed with Diabetes.

4 Responses to “Sugar Rush”

  1. grue says:

    Amen to that!

    I feel the exact same way about the guy who invented heroin.

  2. loki says:

    Or crank.

  3. dick says:

    dia beat deez nuts

  4. dragon says:

    Or crunk.

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